Magic beer

by hollie   Apr 19, 2006


Setting-woman walks in a bar seeing a very attractive man and sits down next to him.

man-\\\"hello can i buy you a drink?\\\"
woman-\\\"sure why not!\\\"
man-\\\"well what would you like?\\\"
woman-"uhhh what do you have?"
man-"i have magic beer"
woman-"OH HOW IS MAGIC?"
man-when you drink it you can fly\\\"
woman-"yeahhh right! show me"
man- okay...

man takes a sip of he's drink and jumps out of the window and flies around and comes back in.

woman-\\\"WOW THATS AMAZING!\\\"
man- \\\"so you wan that?\\\"
woman-\\\"HELL YES I DO!\\\"

so the man orders a *magic beer*

woman-\\\"can you do it again?\\\"
man \\\"yeah\\\"

man takes a sip of he\\\'s drink and jumps out of the window and flys around and comes back in. The woman gets her *magic beer* and she takes a sip and jump out of the window and falls and dies.

the bartender-\\\"WOW! superman you are a REAL jerk when you are drunk\\\"

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