Nobody is Perfect

Everyone has a past.....and nobody is perfect!
-My mom was an alcoholic
-My dad was a stoner
-One of my uncle's committed suicide
-Another uncle was a drug addict.
-A third uncle betrayed the family and never calls.
-One of my grandpa's use to be cruel to his kids
-My aunt was two-faced
-My sister was an F student
-My other aunt was phsyco.
-My cousin always fell for the bad guys
-And I lost my virginity when I was twelve.

So, why does MY past stand out so much!