Never, Ever

The day that the sky falls
And all the pinks turn to gray
Will be the day that when you touch me,
I wont pull away.

The day that flowers smell like gym socks
And the president cares about pollution
Will be the day that I love you
And its not a final solution

The day that men give birth
And no one runs over a squirrel
Will be the day that you say you love me
And it doesnt make me hurl

The day that Superman and Batman fall in love
And cherries naturally turn blue
Will be the very day
That I tell you I love you.