I want to touch your little toe,
But I was raped by Vincent Van Gogh.
Joshs pee pee is so small,
He shops for bigger ones at the mall.
Grab a wildabeest by the horns,
go to his room and make some porns.
Your mother was a filthy hamster,
You were concieved from the Jean Claude Van Dammster.
Carpets sniffing at my dog,
Im snipping peters with a cog.
Like a virgin touched for the very first time,
my first expericence was with a mime.
Hasslebeck is hung like a beast,
When women come oh they do feast.
GO Seahawks go,
take the steelers to the snow.
Patriots beat everyones asses,
Even the giants STFU brady.
To bad if you take a look back
the score was 23 to 7 Giants, what smack!
Why the hell are we arguing in a poem?
Who gives a shit, ohh your mom.
