Wacky Poems!

by AinsleySara   May 23, 2006


{ Ok there are alot of different poems in here and all of them are only 4 lines long! me and my friend play this game where she gives me a body part and I have to make a poem about it so I hope you guys get kick out of these!}

I once knew a girl named Ruth
She was missing a tooth
Hit her head on a booth
And lost another tooth

I knew a guy named keith
He lost all his teeth
Chewing On a reath
And thats how he lost all his teeth

I know a girl with a big nose
She had this rose
Got it stuck up her nose
Now for cameras she has to pose

I have a friend named Joe
he had a very large toe!
Stepped on a toe
And lost his very large toe!

I had friend witht his fear
Of his ear
Because he could hear
What a dumb fear!

My friend is a secret spy
He must have a very good eye
To bad he didn\'t see the pie
That got in his eye

Mothing rhymes with ankel
so lets make words like fankle
Or this man he liked to drankle
I hate the word ankle

I had a friend nail
But he got wet in the hail
Got put in jail
Now I\'m paying his bail!

I had a sow
with a crooked eyebrow
The sow went meow
Because of her eyebrow!

My friend Kip
Had swolen lip
So pop she couldn\'t sip
Poor poor Kip!

A seal
Bit my heel
The skin started to peel
\"OUCH\" my heel!

I had a throat
That sounded like a goat
So I put it on a boat
And said goodbye to the goat in my throat!

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