Students Constitution

Art 1. The students are always right.

Art 2. If the teacher is right... to bad!

Art 3. The student doesn't make mistakes, he's only making sure the teacher knows the subject

Art 4. The student doesn't skip class, he is just getting some fresh air.

Art 5. The student doesn't shout, hes voice is just too loud.

Art 6. The student doesn't use bad words, he is just expressing his feelings.

Art 7. The student doesn't paint the desks he is just decorating.

Art 8. The student is never late, the teacher is always early.

Art 9. The student doesn't copy, he is just making sure his classmate doesn't make mistakes.

Art 10. The student fail because he didn't study, the teacher never gave that topic.

Art 11. The student doesn't answer because he doesn't know, but because the teacher already knows the answer.

Art 12. The student doesn't sleep in class, he is just recuperating from the night before.

Art 13. The student doesn't get expelled he is just taking early vacations.

Art 14. Is not that the student doesn't understand is just that the teacher doesn't know how to explain.

Art 15. The student doest watch porn he is just studying anatomy.