First day at school

The time had come,
For my worst fear,
Couldn't sleep and couldn't eat,
Hoping tomorrow will never come.

The day had come,
My first time teaching,
In a look alike hunted house,
To little brats.

Packing up bullet proof jackets,
Not forgetting a safety helmets,
Hoping i could see my family again,
Calling everyone just to say goodbye.

Coming to the main dish,
Grenades and ammo is my favourites,
M16 is just an appertizer,
Let ROCK AND ROLL!

Walking towards the school,
With bravery and prepared,
Into the office I loudly scream,
I AM A NEW TEACHER-YAP!!!!!!!!!

As all the teacher staring at me,
With respect and smile,
Until i realize something missing....
DAMN! I FORGOTTEN MY PANTS!!!!!!!