Ways to answer the phone

1. Pretend the caller was lucky caller 20 on your radio station

2. If it\'s a telemarketer, say the person they\'re looking for wont be available for 5-10 years

3. Reply to their hello with no habla espaniol, even if they\'re speaking english

4. Pretend like you called them, instead of vice versa

5. Answer the phone like you\'re working at Pizza Hut

6. Answer the phone like it\'s a 800 suicide helpline

7. Honk an airhorm as soon as you pick up the phone

8. Scream \'Ah!! The voices!\' and then slam the phone back down.

9. Answer as Madonna(or any other celebrity)\'s secretary, then hang up, and if they call back act like you have no clue what they\'re talking about and be excited that they had Madonna\'s number.

10. Pretend they have the wrong number and that you\'ve had it for 25 years

11. Play elevator music constantly when you pick up, but dont talk to the person untill they\'ve stayed on the line for at least 10 minutes

12. Answer the phone in spanish

13. Break out into song every time they try to start a sentence

My friends and I were coming up with these, tell me what you think. Comment if you have any more you think we should add!