Silly drug poem (try guess what wrds are the drugs)

Jack and Jill flew up a GERMAN hill
the hill was HIGH it touched the sky
they made me not be able to Pooh on the TOILET DUCK loo
jack and Jill had BANG sex and watched the SCI-FI channel and ate FRENCH POPODOMS MUSHY PEAS mushrooms and drank COKE
jacks mum sniffed GLUE
JAMES BOND had needles he got so high he though he could fly.