If you are...

If I am Popeye,
You are my Olive Oyl;
Our love is as strong as "spinach"

If you are China,
I will be your Great wall;
Our passion shall run a million miles...

If you are Jane;
I will change my name to Tarzan;
We will do an OE-OOHHHHHHHHHH

If I am Jack;
You will be my Jill;
And we will go tumbling down the hill;

If you are George Bush;
I will be your Osama;
Together we will create chaos;

If I am Homer
I need my Marge
Yo Bart, where's your mom?

If I am a dinasour;
You shall be ultra man;
And you will kill me every saturday;

If we are the Flinstones;
You shall be Wilma and me Fred;
And Ya ba daba doo...

If you are Imelda;
I shall be Ferdinand Marcos;
And Swiss Bank is our second home;

If you are the Sahara dessert;
I will be your cactus tree;
The dry sun shall be our gracious friend;

If I am Chairman Mao;
You will be my Jiang Ching;
We define the cultural revolution;

If You are the United States;
I shall be Britain;
Your abiding cousin...

If your name is Laura;
I will be the love torn racer;
Singing "TELL LAURA I LOVED HER"

Partners and pairings,
Alike lipstick and earrings;
Have your perfect match;
and make this world sweeter...