Sir jasper

To hot for this sir jasper said
its time right now for jam and bread
and with some luck I\'ll take the chance
to lie right back and wax up my lance

as chance to happen a lady passed by
it appears my lord to have caught my eye
that if i can but take this chance
to help ma\'lord wax up his lance

by jingo he smiled what jolly good luck
a lady so fair to butter the tuck
so if by fortune you must take the chance
find a good woman to wax up your lance