Fred laid in bed
reading "Dead Ned"
which took place in Ned's head
which had Ted and Ned
covered in red
as they were reading "Dead Fred" instead
of "Dead Sped"
where Zed was bred
in his boyfriend's bed
which arrived another Ted
who read "Life of A Sped"
which Ned led a piece of bread
to dead Fred
who was actually a decapitated head
renamed Edd,
who bewed Zed
while eating bread.
Then Fred wed
a guy named Zed,
who had a son named Bob,
and they lived happily ever after until they were dead.
