She's So Much Better

What sets her apart and makes her the one lusted after?
How is she always the best?
How is it that she's always has a new boy after her,
And she's better than the rest?

Why does most of the male population like her?
And why are we left behind?
What is it that makes her so much more loveable?
Is it just all of mankind?

I am just as good,
But somehow that's not good enough.
I'm sorry for not being that perky,
And I'm sorry I don't flaunt my stuff.

She is liked by you three,
And many others alike,
And right now i need something to shove through your heads,
Could someone hand me a metal spike?

Because you need to realize,
That she only likes one,
And that I truly love one of you,
May I apologize for not being as much "fun".