Vorpal Chop

Whilst in the butchers store last week,
or to some the butcher's shop,
behind the counter chopping meat,
Was the gorgeous Vorpal Chop!

The spots on his belly,
The horn on his nose,
The sparkle in his eyes,
And the warts on his toes,

Made him adorable,
and oh so cute!
And to make him more gorgeous,
He played piano, and flute!

I said "Why don't we meet again?",
He agreed straight away,
"Come over for my birthday", he said,
"It's the 25th of May!"

So I went to his house,
For a nice cooked tea,
For an entreë we had bread,
and for dinner, a single pea!

I was very ungrateful,
So i left right then,
And now I've moved on,
to a guy called Ben !!