HuMor Me*

Took first when i vied
Today you said i lied
Am not ashamed, and wont
Though all you see is a small font.

I reason you judge i am good
As you look me head to boot
Your staggering song a sing
A smile and visitors tag a bring

I'll keep my cool and proof
Cos there's no gain being a spoof
Top hat and a walking brat
Nurse my injury and the scratch

I hope one day you'll see
And your gross thought lee
Then may be you'd be in lyric
And as you sing and mimic.

(c) Gagman Cleopas