Old man kale and the pale frail whale

by sacredheart   Sep 16, 2006


Have you heard the tale,
of old man Kale?
you sure you haven't heard this tale of old man Kale and the whale?
well then the tale of old man Kale,
and the whale that was to Pale,
one day old man Kale decided to sail.
old man Kale took his lucky rabbit tail,
he looked over the wimpy rail,
to see a pale whale!
the pale whale wailed,
'what is that matter frail pale whale?'
Asked old man Kale.
the pale whale exhaled,
'i am having a hard time trying to inhale.'
replied the frail pale whale.
'what do you suppose is the problem'asked old man Kale.
'It must have been the Holy Grail'
sighed the pale whale,
'the holy Grail??'
exclaimed old man Kale.
'yes it is caught in my throat this holy grail.'
wheezed the pale frail whale.
'open up and i will help,for you don't want it,but i want the hold grail.'
greedily said old man Kale.
the pale whale opened his mouth for the old man Kale.
then something was muttered by old man Kale.
'all i see is bread so stale.'
'where is this holy grail?'
yelled old man Kale.
the pale whale closed his mouth on old man Kale.
' i was a pale whale because i had no food'triumphantly said the no more pale whale,
the old man kale was now in the belly of the whale.
'oh my stars,here i sit in the belly of a whale.'
'i was tricked by the whale,because i was greedy for the holy grail.'
old man Kale looked at his lucky rabbits tail.
'you have failed me for now i sit in the belly of the whale'
then old man Kale threw away the rabbits tail.
while the no more pale or frail whale swimmed into full sail.
and this is the story of old man Kale and the pale whale,
so don't say you have not heard of old mane Kale,
or the frail pale whale.

moral of this story:don't be greedy! and don't trust in luck!

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