STUDY HALL

Right now I'm sitting in Study Hall
When I could be having a ball
The teacher is probably at the pub
And right now we have a sub

I got to pee
And this woman don't like me
I think it's because I'm gay
And today isn't going her way

I can't wait until this bell rings
As soon as it does I'll be out in a zing
This woman keeps staring over here
Right now I'd really like a cold beer