Cut it down it's what you must do
it's not only found in the realm of the Jew
Take the snip now have no fear
End your days as a cavalier
Become a roundhead unleash the fuss
The women will make of your fresh phallus
Make that choice now avoid derision
For circumcision it's the right decision
It's not at all extreme not at all too far
Just think of this as your own bar mitzvah
Cleanse your being and free your soul
Take off the cover sever the fold
Get with it man, get with the fashion
The chicks will come, bursting with passion
Create an effect like nuclear fission
For circumcision it's the right decision
Don't think it's evil a dirty sin
A chance to rid you of your second skin
Resist your protests there's no debate
A much better way to impregnate
The phallic potential of your new, improved tool
Will drive the girls mental and make them drool
Get the medic man to make the incision
For circumcision it's the right decision
