~I was teaching you arithmetic, it was my mission, I kissed you once, I kissed you twice and you said, \"now thats addition.\" And as I added smack by smack in silent satisfaction, you sweetly gave the kiss back and said, \"now that\'s subtraction.\"~
~Then I kissed you, you kissed me, without an explanation, and both together we smiled and said, \"That\'s multiplication.\"
Then my dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision. He kicked me three blocks down and said \"That\'s long devision.\"~
