Orange from Panda Express,
Not from the Empress of China.
Panda Ex is better!
Panda Ex is more manly.
I'm more of a man than a lot of people I know.
More than my brother,
More than my father,
Extremely more than Hunter P.,
Yet I'm tied with Spencer.
I don't like my home,
I like other people's homes.
I feel better there.
My home is anywhere but home.
I don't live in Africa.
So in that case its not my home.
But if I was from South Africa or Zimbabwe.
African manliness would give me more manly power.
My friend Hunter isn't a man.
His sister Mackenzie is a man.
It's HER house,
HER HOUSE!
She's da MAN!
In your face.
Hunter can't keep up with the pace.
I hope I can be a man forever.
When we move I might want to go home.
I would like home better.
There are rules of being a man.
You must be a man to be a man.
Except for Mackenzie.
Do you catch my drift?
Another.
Love a man not a man ladies.
Men are gross,
But men are EGREGIOUS!
It's all simply better.
And yes,
It's all pretty much reality
