Broken Nursery Rhymes

Little Miss Muffet,
Sat on her tuffet,
Crying like there was no tomorrow.
Down came a spider,
And sat right beside her,
And told her to stop her Emo ways.

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To hang themselves from a tree,
Jack ran down to grab the pills,
And Jill used a blade.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty jumped, he did not fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
Thought it was about time Humpty Dumpty was dead.

Mary had a little lamb,
Who had a shiny blade,
And everytime he saw her cry,
His arms would become a red shade.

Little Jack Horna,
Sat in the corner,
Letting the blood run from his arms.
He pulled at his hair,
For he could no longer care,
Because he was going to hang himself on someone's farm.

Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
Jack set himself on fire from the lit candle wick.

This little piggy went to the slaughter market,
This little piggy shot himself at home,
This little piggy had a bottle full of pills,
This this little piggy became a heap of bones,
And this little piggy hung himself in the garage at home.

~please tell me what you think of it~