A poem for us:

I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
Any shopping spree.

Don\'t go to a barber,
But a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
Without getting a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
About the size of my a s s.

My beauty\'s a masterpiece,
And yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
When I\'m wrong.

I don\'t drive in circles,
At any cost.
And I don\'t have a problem,
Admitting I\'m lost.

I never forget,
An important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I\'m usually late.

I don\'t watch movies,
With lots of gore.
Don\'t need instant replay,
To remember the score.

I wont loose my hair,
I don\'t get jock itch.
And just cause I\'m assertive,
Don\'t call me a b i t c h.

Don\'t say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better.

Flowers are okay,
But jewelry is the best.
Look at me you idiot,
Not at my chest!!!

I don\'t have a problem,
With expressing my feelings.
I know when you\'re lying,
You look at the ceiling.

Don\'t call me a GIRL,
A BABE or a CHICK.
I am a WOMAN,
Get it you D I C K!!!

For all the girls out there, you know what I mean!!! (No offense: to all the guys)