To:all people who have called somebody a poser
from: the poser of you're school
subject: I'm sorry
hello,
I'm sorry I no longer fit you're standards, I'm also sorry I'm no longer a conceited, selfish, stuck-up, preppy, b***h. I'm sorry pink and bright colors make my skin look bad and I'm sorry black shows how much less fat than you I am. I'm sorry I don't like school food and don't have the energy or time to pack a lunch. I'm sorry i changed. I'm sorry I know who I am, and I'm sorry you can't accept that fact. I'm sorry that I hang with the tough kids and I'm sorry I'm friends with the guy you like. I'm sorry you don't accept people like me. I'm sorry I admit my problems and don't hide them with drugs or sex. I'm sorry I like to dye my hair crazy colors, and I'm sorry gouging my ears creeps you out. I'm sorry you don't understand me. I'm sorry black isn't your color. I'm sorry for being me.
~the "poser"
P.S.
and I'm sorry that I didn't tell you at the beginning of the note that I'm a compulsive liar. So, I'll rewrite the note the way it should be when you decide to accept me.
