1. Slip those bills down your shoes.
Standing there and just wondering what to do? Well why hesitate to steal? Here's your chance in obtaining those big dollar bills and achieving something more successful in life. Simply slip the cash into your shoe and walk out as nothing happened. Nobody's going to suspect a robbery from one of the most loyal employees.
2. Set your alarm clock 2 hours after your shift starts.
Want those extra hours of sleep? Simply set your clock 2 hours after your shift starts. Take your sweet time to get to work and you come one step closer in getting yourself fired. It's worth it though, considering the fact you get your sleep and that you will soon start earning more than ever.
3. Yell, scream, and kick the customers.
Withholding all that anger from time eh? Don't worry about it. You have the opportunity to yell and talk back to the customers. They always wanted their service a certain way. Just get together all your anger from school and home and give them your best shot. Punch them out if you have to; just make sure they don't stay standing. Don't forget to through food in their face. You have the chance to give them a taste of their own medicine.
4. Push your way through the supervisor/managers.
It's been time since you've had a good fight. You're supervisor/manager just doesn't seem to get off your back. They're always bossing you around and telling you what to do. Here's a solution, walk into your supervisor's office call the owner of the store and swear like no tomorrow. Let them know about how you really feel about them. No need in hiding how fat or disgusting they really are. Just don't forget to mention your supervisor's name after you've said what you had to.
5. Give the customers the service they really deserve.
We've all had situations where we've had absurd customers. You just wanted that one change in ruining their order. Get together all the dust bunnies and spit you can. The next time someone annoys you just dump the garbage into their food or on their face. They'll never have the guts to question or confront you again.
6. Brining back the 70's.
Ever wanted to go to work butt naked? Here's a close enough chance. Dress up as a hippie. Forget about all the hygiene rules at work. Just go to work without showering for a few weeks and grow a long beard. Don't even bother wearing the uniform, just place a few leaves around you and walk into work as if it were a normal day.
7. Don't drink and drive, go to work High
Work's pretty boring when nothing interesting happens. So why not make it interesting. Bring along a couple of bottles of liquor. When nobody's looking slip the drinks into the customers' order and put them into the ingredients of the food. Forget about having a boring day you'll be enjoying yourself amongst the party.
8. Flea's Away.
Calling in sick, once in blue moon, is okay now try doing it every week. Pull it off by saying you have a fever and slowly build your way to you're vomiting or have the stomach flu. When you think it's gone on long enough. Show up to work with a couple of tiny paper balls in your hair. Itch your head continuously and mention how you just washed your filthy flea filled dog. You no longer have to worry about calling in sick; you just placed yourself on sickness.
9. Yo Momma
When ever you receive a customer with bad attitude, just hit them with a "yo momma" joke, regardless of their response, keep insulting them until they get so furious they throw a tantrum.
10. Lunch Time
Are you hungry while on the job? Don't let this stop you from eating. Just before you're about to hand somebody their meal, feel free to take a bite out of their burger, or even sip some of their drink.
