The Inner Strength in my Tomatoe part 2

He stares at me through his left eye
The balloon that says happy birthday is still in his hand
"ITS NOT MY BIRTHDAY" i yelled
I take his leg and start smacking him with it

Thats
what
you
get
for
bringing
me
a
balloon!!!

I cry aloud as i sit on my ketchup bottle

"I don't know how i can go on!"
i scream
"How can I go on?"
Then I look deep inside myself
and find the strength
the inner strength in my tomato
and i pull through this horrific incident.
crying, i hurl an egg across the room at him
I ask for some tomatoes
and the egg lived happily ever after