The boy who sat to pee

The sad little boy
Sat all alone staring at me
No one wanted to be friends
with the boy who sat to pee

"How y" they'd tease
they'd point at him and stare
He sat all alone
And didn't even care

The older boys on the playground
Would sprinkle him with dirt
And laugh and say to him
Why don't you wear a skirt

He didn't try to hide it
He didn't try to change his ways
And the boys made fun of him
For years, for months, for days

He climbed to the top of the jungle Jim
He cleared his throat and began to say
"Each and every one of you,
Should sit to pee each every day!"

The boys laughed and laughed
Even the teachers thought it was quite funny
"Please try it boys, it is quite fun
to sit down to take a pee"

When the other boys got home
of course they didn't want to admit
but when they had to pee
they thought it would be fun to sit

How grand they thought
how wonderful indeed
its been awhile
since i sat and peed

The little boy sat
not alone, but with the others
because sitting beside him
Were his sit-to-pee soul brothers

Coming soon: The who stood to pee.