The meaning of subjects

(Show this to your teachers at school hehehhe dont tell them from who!)

Mathematics(school): To learn to calculate and estimate the weight of a material, also in legnth and mas and etc.

Mathematics(mydefinition): To calculate how much food i need and whether i have enough money to pay for it

Science(School): Study of the human being, the matter and what is going on in the world.

Science(mydefinition): How to poison someone, how to keep my food preserve, and reproduction is always the interesting chapter!

History(school): The study of the past and learning not to make the same mistake.

History(mydefinition): Th study of dead people.

Geography(school): Landscape, lands, weathe rand surroundings.

Geography(mydefinition): To learn how to choose a good place for a house

Business(school): Trade and world's economy!

Business(mydefinition): To bargain in a sale!!!!!

well thats how i define them, but really no disrespect, this is just for fun