More about me

by stacee   Feb 22, 2007


I have powers
i bet you didn't know
you wanna see
OK here i go

i can read minds
I'm reading yours now
you think your fat
you look like a cow

i move things with my mind
i can make things float in the air
i can make those scissors
cut off all you hair

i can see the future
and i just saw yours
I'm sorry to say
your daughters are w*****

i can read palms
now let me see your hand
wow..not looking good
in 30 states you'll be band

i can start fires
with just my mind
what to light first
i know...your behind

i talk to animals
meet my dog fizz
he tells me his problems
right now your his

i can breath under water
lets go to the ocean be fun
but when a shark comes by
you'll be the food and ill just run

i can disappear
any where any time
let me steal that ring
and blame you for the crime

now all my powers
i told and said
it was as big lie
i just like messing with your head!

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  • 17 years ago

    by emily

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  • 17 years ago

    by emily

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  • 17 years ago

    by jasumin amai

    That waz a pretty funny poem!!!

  • 17 years ago

    by unkmown

    Lol that was a good one.
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  • 17 years ago

    by KemistryKia

    Haha that was funny

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