Living with Loretta

Living with Loretta
It ain't an easy thing to do
Tryin to avoid her ain't no better
Just cunsult her and both your arms'll end up in a sling

She's a real strange girl
She's all cool then abusive
Just a thought of her can make your hair curl
A nice word to her'll leave you wit some brusies

Living with Loretta
Ain't some walk in the park
Somebody go in get her
Sure as hell'll leave a mark

She's damn hardheaded
No Dorris Day
Don't get her near no dead end
She'll kill you right away