I have a bit of fluff up my nose!

I snizzled an i pod case
then I felt something strange
I tried to get it out
But I fell into a shooting range
the soldiers started to fire at me
but I said "No go away"
then I started to cry
it just wasn't my day!
So I have this piece of fluff
stuck up my nose
I tried to get it out
with a water hose,
But it just wouldn't budge
and now i fancy a piece of fudge!
You annoying bit of fluff
well if you wanna come out
I guess its just tough!
So I went to the doctor
and told him I had a cold!
He said "Don't be silly"
"Do you think I'm a w..w..Chile"
and I said
"NO your a Lily and you look very Frilly
even though your names Tilly!"
So at the end of the day
Lauren has a big bum and a very big thumb
whiles Sophie tastes very sour and doesn't look like a flower!

BY Sophie and Lauren
We were in a weird random mood okay! So yeh we know its bad! But do we care?! Well a little but oh well!