Mirror, mirror, over the sink,
tell me what you really think.
do my lovely eyes of brown,
dazzle like a diamond crown?
is my hair of gleaming gold
beautiful, as i am told
yes, this is true
all these things are said of you.
still, i beg you, back away.
clearly, you've not flossed today.
kibble breath has made me fog
off the sink you stupid dog!
