Mother

Mother I'm sorry about your parents,
I know I'm a problem child,
But you've got to understand.

Pokemon is more than a show,
It's more than a card game,
Oh yes, it's my life.

I live in the forests,
With all the wild Pokemon,
Yeah I am that cool.

You are my mom,
Love me for me,
Even if that means accepting Pokemon.

I'm now officially a killer,
And direspectful too,
Yeah, that funeral was a disaster.

When you yell at me,
Your words burn,
Just like Charmander's breath.

One day you'll accept me,
And send me on my quest,
Yeah, I'm going to catch them all.