Promise me

If i promise to stay alive do you promise I'll survive?

If i promise to stay alive do you promise I'll be able to sleep at night?

if i promise to stay alive do you promise not to fight?

if i promise to stay alive do you promise that life wont turn around and bite me in the butt?

if i promise to stay alive do you promise no more lies?

if i promise to stay alive do you promise there will always be a "you and me"?