Father's Day Funnies

A day given to a male,
Who knocked up a girl.
She might have still been a teen,
But he ruined her life, sent her life for a whirl.

This day should be special,
But it's given to those who don't deserve.
It's not to say all guys are jerks,
Girls lead them on with seductive flirts.

So on Father's Day show your love,
Sperm Doners are people too!
And despite your emo thoughts of hate,
He loves you, thats why he made your mother late.