Women

Once a month,
Every month.
We woman go though
what we call, a cycle

We bloat and cramp
and we become the
wicked witch that
nobody wants to be around

So we rely on two things:
Chocolate and ice cream.
Our true loves
forever and always.

But love has always had a downside, right?
The work we did to loose weight
Before our cycle
Went to waste.
Yes our waist.