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25 THINGS we learn in Middle School

1. All popular people have the same handwriting.
2. There is always one teacher who is always in a bad mood
3. There is always one teacher that everyone hates that never misses school.
4. Either one, or all of your friends will do something like drugs or cutting, and parade around like they are proud of it.
5. If you listen to Slipknot you are thought of as someone who would bomb the school.
6. The popular people can eat and eat and eat and never gain a pound.
7. Saying hello to a teacher is known as "sucking up".
8. Science teachers who like to blow up things are the most popular teachers.
9. Every grade has a perverted teacher.
10. The food is always greasy and never good.
11. Teachers are allowed to break rules and call people stupid, but students aren't.
12. Progress reports always come out the day before a dance. 13. Teachers hate birthdays.
14. There is always one teacher who only likes the popular people.
15. The people who smoke are the stars of the track team.
16. Guys fall for foreign accents.
17. Two girls and two guys always switch back and forth between dating.
18. The big, scary bully types are usually the most sensitive
19. Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you want to die.
20. Every guy sends mixed signals.
21. Most people wear the same brand of clothes, but it's never the exact same item of clothing.
22. A teacher's most favorite thing to do is humiliate you in front of the class.
23. Most smart people are ugly.
24. Most dumb people look good.
25. The "little things" impact you the most.