Ode to Butt

**The following is an INSIDE joke, added for my own humor**

You are so vain
and i sit here and complain
because you are so lame
you remind me of a poop stain.

i hate the way you stare
it's to the point that i can't bear
so i just give you an evil glare
because i just don't care

you make me want to yell
the way you really smell
when that fateful day you fell
into that deep stinky well

you remind me of a weasel
the way you stare at your easel
thinking all about diesel
and i hope you have a measel

because of the way you look
i almost can't read my book
because you seem to have took
my only fishing hook

now i hope that you can understand
that you are nothing grand
so no, DON'T take my hand
because that's something I just can't stand

no please don't poke out my eye
because then you'd really be a dumb guy
and that's nothing i won't deny
so now i say goodbye.