I have the right to howl when you first bring me home so that you can't sleep.
I have the right to attack any offensive objects that I belive may hurt you like the vacum cleaner.
I have the right to refuse my food, but eat all of yours.
I have the right to act like a scardy cat in the face of thunder storms.
I have the right to refuse to eat your homework.
I have the right to when you try to play your instrument, to howl loudly.
I have the right to resist all of your attempts to potty train me.
I have the right shed on all of your clothes.
I have the right to curl up in the best couch in the house.
I have the right to look at you with big cute eyes when I don't get what I want.
If I belive you to be welcoming, and kind owners, I will reward you with unconditional love, and with a slightly smaller amount of shedding.
