Shirt and Shoes Required

Read that sign!
See it there!
It tells you what you need to wear!
Read it close!
But don't read too fast!
Pay attention to the word that comes last.
Look at that!
It says "Required"
Yes, thats what it says before it retires!
What is it that you need?
Well for one, a shirt.
Come on, wearing one won't hurt.
Now what else?
Yes, some shoes.
And look at all the styles from which to choose!
Now you may come in.
Huh? Whats that?
No, you do not NEED a hat.
What are you saying?
No, read that sign!
It says nothing of that kind!
Pants are never required.
You could go without,
And no one can fuss or raise up in shout!
You see my dear friend.
That sign doesn't lie!
I dare you to listen, I dare you to try!
Go to the store
And leave your pants behind.
No one can stop you, because of that sign!
So, now you know.
That it's ok,
To leave your pants off for the day!

~haha, I just had to write about signs that say "Shirt and Shoes required" or "No shirt, No shoes, No service" because, if you notice pants are NEVER required.~