Once upon a midnight dreary,
while i porn surfed,
weak and weary,
over many a strange and spurious site of hot xxx galore.
While i clicked my favorite bookmark,
suddenly there came a warning,
and my heart was filled with mourning,
mourning for my dear amour,
"tis not possible!", i muttered,
"give me back my free hardcore!"...
...quoth the server, 404
