Wouldn't it be...?

Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand,
Wouldn't it be great to travel to another land?
Killing us all,
And walking down a hall,
Wouldn't it be cool?

Wouldn't it be grand to take a knife by the hand,
Wouldn't it be great to live near sand?
Stabbing you all,
On the beach, throwing a ball,
Wouldn't it be cool?

Wouldn't it be mean to take a weapon by the hand,
Wouldn't it be cruel to kill you all?
Lining you all, up against a wall,
To shoot, and make you fall,
Wouldn't it be cruel?