My Boyfriend

My boyfriend is the greatest
the best one there can be
he likes to dance a lot
although I step on his feet
he loves me very much and
I like to have him close
but by being, oh so clumsy
sometimes I accidentally hit his nose
and when he holds me tight
the world seems to stop spinning
I don't know what he does to me
but he has me all day singing
I know this sounds so funny
but to me this is no joke
if he ever was to leave me
I think I'll get a stroke
and if I ever catch him
one day cheating on me
I swear I'll be so mad
I'll kick him on his knee.
I know that will never happen
because he wants me to marry him
he's crazy in love with me....
at least that's what I think.

*please comment it's my first funny poem and most of it is true*