COMEDY (Damn Drivers)

by Andy loves Jesus   Sep 7, 2007


You know what I hate.. Old drivers.. i know all of you agree with me on this one. You know with these crazy bastards It's not even safe to cross the road, THAT HAS A CROSS WALK.. THOSE BIG WHITE LINES!!! It's not safe.. DON'T DO IT. Garrenteed those stupid drivers are just gonna be sitting in there car, head crouched down.. laughing or yelling at whatever it is on the radio (I HATE THESE RAPPERS GET THEM OFF MY RADIO!!!! AHHHH) Or maybe yelling at their wife.. Some of them even thinknig.. "WHAT THE HELL IS HE THINKING. I'M DRIVING HERE!!!" No they won't stop for you. You're gonna have to wait until he sees .. then MAYBE he'll stop.. even then.. some of them just think.. oh stupid teen predestrian.. they have no respect for us.. why should I stop." They're dangerous. I've only found that out 2 too many times. No I wasn't hit.. but I had to quickly, almost instantly JUMP back to the sidewalk as one old fart was just WHIZZINg hi was through town. You know I think they should have to retake drivers license at the age of 65.. Reason being I'm 100% sure they have a different mind and veiw of the road after that age.. and they think.. "I'm pretty old.. why sould I have to follow rules.. I'm 35 years older then that damn Police officer!!!" I hate driving behind them. Ohhh man they're the worst!!! .. I was at a speed sign of.. 80 k/m and they just wanted to go 30 for a reason.. Now I wouldn't have had a problem if the guy would just LET ME PASS HIM. Here's where the bad part comes in.. I speed up to 50 - 60.. So does he.. I sped to 70.. and then 80 BUT SO DOES HE!!! .. WTF!!!! lol No he wanted me to stay behind him. You know right when you thin it's okay that he's gonna stay the speed.. HE SLAMS ON THE BREAKS.. because he's just seen another sped sign.. it says 50 now.. .. I wasn't too happy the rest of that day. Old Drivers need to loose they're liecense.

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  • 16 years ago

    by K3LS3Y

    Lol thats true. i dont drive yet, but my parents seem to have the same idea as you. and anywayz, before my grandma passed away, she wuz the same way with driving. she wuz a crazy driver!!!! so yea..... i liked it!!! :-)