Bored

Being bored in this world, I'm dumb-founded like a squirrel,

Maybe cuz I just recently f-ing lost my girl.

So I holla Nic Nac paddy wack, give a dog a bone,

I'm at home, all alone with no phone and no tones.

I turn on the T.V and nothing seems to please me,

It was only girls on Jerry Springer showing off their t*tties!

So I turned to Myspace, oh lovely Myspace,

Then I realized all my friends were already chillin' at my place!

Guess what? What? Chicken butt!!

I tried that last night and it gave me 3 hours of bubble guts!

So I chilled and popped a couple pills,

Until the afternoon so I could watch Oprah and Dr. Phil.

Six o'clock rolled and it was time for dinner,

But we ate some leftovers that dated back to November!

After a few hurls, my day was finally complete,

I could finally rest my bones in my new lavender sheets!

Even though today was weird, being bored was kinda fun,

I just hope that 2morrow doesn't start with having the runs!!!!!