Things were great, you and I both knew it
Together for years and its time to solidify it
I pop the question to your cries of approval
and thats when everything started down hill
I know this is hard to ask but Please, Just forgive me
Please forgive me but I think your obnoxious
Please forgive me but I hate your new hair doo
Please forgive me but you need to renew your gym membership
Please forgive me because I will forget and replace you
Please forgive me because I no longer need you
Please forgive me but I think youre soulless
Please forgive me mistress but go away, get out of my face
Please forgive me but I hate your constant whining
Please forgive me mistress but you know how it goes
Please forgive me but easy come easy go
Please forgive me mistress but didnt I ask you to leave?
Please forgive me mistress but return my key
Please forgive me mistress but I would like my ring
Please
Just
Forget
Me
