I'm a heterosexual,
Conservative white male...

Queefs can happen in a gym,
On the treadmill or while you swim...

Religion Caused The Trojan War
Religion this, religion that...

I am a shadow on the rooftop,
I blend into the backdrop...

Soliloquy Of Edmund Dantes'
How long has it been, since my captivity began...

Straight Pride
I'm a man who enjoys women...

By the time they found him
He’d been dead for two days...

Excuse me! Do you mind??
Do you really need to be that close when you...

The Battlefield
It is said that some are taken by terror...

I am the vigilante,
A punisher of men...

Did you think you’d get away with it?
Did you think I’d just forget...

My fellow Americans...in the course of human...
They shall stand in defiance of every last aspect...