A Polish dude, whose name is Stan
Has never met an Asian man...

If life you want to enjoy
And your future don't wish to destroy...

The sea,
Its purpose is to be...

In days of yore,
When some insane dictator...

Long distance love affairs
Used to suck...

Wars have been fought
And people killed...

Oh, Internet, the mighty medium
Us, poor lone souls thou shalt redeem...

Six years ago to this very date
To work in Saudi Arabia became my fate...

My darling phone!
My jewel of communication...

They say we are
"One Nation...

On my desk
Computer resides...

Reboot your life
Just like you would a CPU...