As a soft summer breeze blows North from the sea,
And the palms stand caressed by a soft August...

In days of yore,
When some insane dictator...

As we slowly decay on our journey to death,
To the time when we take our last mortal breath...

(The song below is in jest only- and does not...
Friday night has come around again...

They say we are
"One Nation...

My darling phone!
My jewel of communication...

Six years ago to this very date
To work in Saudi Arabia became my fate...

The lower you are
On the totem pole...

Wars have been fought
And people killed...

Reboot your life
Just like you would a CPU...

Oh, Internet, the mighty medium
Us, poor lone souls thou shalt redeem...

Long distance love affairs
Used to suck...