(The song below is in jest only- and does not...
Friday night has come around again...

They say we are
"One Nation...

If you just take your average physical lifespan
And then time it three hundred and sixty-five...

In days of yore,
When some insane dictator...

Long distance love affairs
Used to suck...

My darling phone!
My jewel of communication...

The lower you are
On the totem pole...

Wars have been fought
And people killed...

If at home you sit moping around,
Putting on one big pound after pound...

Wind in the Treetops
The whisper of the wind in the treetops...

You want to teach your pigs to fly
But they just won't learn...

A rich man in a poor man's house is always...
A velvet carpet he will have unrolled for him...