Look! It's the leaning tower of Sharpie!

(said by my ex bf Dakota while stacking markers)

Okay kiddies! Remember: Fat people are harder to kidnap.

My mother never noticed the irony when she called be a son of a *****.

God is coming and boy, is she pissed!

What the DUCK?

Don't be too serious about life, its not like you're gettin' out alive.

SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW, (so don't tell Scotty) shhhhh..........

Guys are players,
thats a fact,
So don't fall in love,
just play them back!

I'm naked under here!
*Peter's shirt*

So the elephant says to the naked man, "Thats cute and all, but can you really breathe through that thing?" Get it? hahaha...